About Us
Red Light Committee was born from one simple truth: life is too short for boring nights. We exist to create moments that feel bigger than a night out—sunset-soaked, music-fuelled, memory-making madness that no one can fully explain the next day, but everyone agrees was worth it. We're not a club, we're not a brand—we're a movement built on rhythm, spontaneity, and the collective understanding that the best nights start with “just one” and end somewhere completely unplanned. We do it for the atmosphere, for the people, and for the stories you'll definitely tell (selectively). This isn’t about partying—it’s about doing things properly, or not at all.
Alexander Hepburn – The Financial Strategist (Who Has No Business Handling Finances)
With a Master’s in Finance, Alexander is the kind of guy who can explain complex market structures at 3 PM and then drink enough tequila by 3 AM to convince himself he invented them. He ensures Red Light Committee runs with the efficiency of a hedge fund—except instead of growing portfolios, he grows drink tabs and the list of bartenders who refuse to serve him ever again. His ability to still make somewhat rational decisions deep into double-digit cocktails territory is the only reason this entire operation is legally functioning.
Jake Graham – The Negotiator (and Liquor Endurance Champion)
Another Master’s in Finance, but somehow applied exclusively to negotiating bottle service upgrades and free rounds of shots. Jake is the person who can walk into a club he’s never been to and somehow be greeted like he owns the place. He’s never paid for a drink in his life, which is deeply impressive considering the volume he consumes. He has the rare ability to be convincingly sober while absolutely not being sober, and it’s this skill that makes him both a trusted voice in Red Light Committee and an absolute menace at the afterparty.
Magnus Hepburn – The Doctor (of Sending It, With a Minor in Poor Life Choices)
Magnus doesn’t have a Master’s in Finance. He has a Doctorate in Chaos, an honorary degree in “One More Drink Won’t Hurt”, and a diploma from the “School of Waking Up in Unknown Locations.” If the night reaches that critical turning point—the moment between calling it quits and ordering another round—Magnus is already at the bar securing six. Logistics? Sorted. Operations? Locked. Is he technically the reason half the committee wakes up still drunk? Also yes.
Rigby Swarovski – The Head of Potions™ (and Reluctant DJ)
Rigby doesn’t have a Master’s in Finance. Or a Bachelor’s. Or any qualifications that would make him legally employable. But what he does have is a liver that should be studied by medical professionals and an unrivaled ability to make drinks that defy common sense. As Head of Potions™, he takes his craft seriously—too seriously. Every drink he makes follows one core principle: “What if this had way more alcohol?” If you've ever had a cocktail that made you rethink your life, there’s a strong chance Rigby was behind the bar. When he’s not crafting dangerously strong drinks, Rigby moonlights as a volunteer postman, simply because of how much he sends. His commitment to delivering reckless energy at every possible opportunity has led to some truly spectacular nights and even more spectacular next-morning regrets.
