Memberships

Think you’ve got what it takes? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Becoming a member of the Red Light Committee is not a right—it’s a delicate, questionable honour, extended only to those who meet a very specific (and mostly made-up) set of criteria. We’re not saying we’re exclusive, but… we’re exclusive.

Minimum Requirements (Yes, really):

  • You must be put forward by two existing members who are willing to publicly endorse you and privately regret it.

  • You must have attended at least one Red Light Committee event, or convincingly lied about it in detail.

  • You must have worn linen unironically at least once in your life (bonus points if barefoot).

  • You must have delivered a semi-inspiring toast or unhinged speech to a confused but supportive group of people.

  • You must have gone missing at some point during an event and reappeared with a story no one believes but everyone respects.

  • You must know the difference between dancing and violently flailing, and actively choose not to care.

  • You must have a recognisable entrance, whether through fashion, energy, or sheer volume.

  • You must never, under any circumstance, say the words: “I think I’m going to head out early.”

If you're still reading and thinking, this sounds like me—then congratulations. You may already be one of us. Now, let’s find out which kind.

🧠 Founding Member

The elusive few. The chosen ones. There are very, very few of these—and for good reason. Founding Members aren’t just part of the story, they wrote it (usually at 3 AM, badly formatted, and in the group chat). These are the people who helped build RLC from the ground up—with vision, bad decisions, and unusually high alcohol tolerance.

Benefits include:

  • Lifetime access

  • The right to complain about how things “used to be”

  • First dibs on everything

  • Immunity from certain types of shame

If you think you might be a Founding Member and you’re not already one, you’re not.

🎾 Sporting Member

No, you don’t have to play tennis. But if you’ve ever somersaulted into the sea fully clothed, turned a beach into a stage, or conducted a dance floor like it owed you money—you might already be a Sporting Member.

You bring movement, madness, and just enough coordination to make it look intentional. Whether you're sprinting for a drink, diving into a group photo, or executing a signature move that nobody asked for, you are the kinetic force that keeps the party alive.

You may also be the reason the Red Light Committee group chat has a “lost & found” folder.

🍸 Social Member

You are the lifeblood of the vibe. Social Members are the ones who somehow manage to be fashionably late, wildly present, and mysteriously gone all at once. You didn’t come to play a sport—you came to tell a story, spark a moment, and casually light the place on fire (metaphorically, please).

You’re a legend in rotation. You’re never technically in charge, but somehow, your laugh, your drink order, and your ridiculous anecdotes are always part of the night. You don’t lead the chaos—you amplify it.

You might not know when the next event is, but you always know when to show up.